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... for those who know Oxford and the Church of England:

Q: Why is Turl Street like the Church of England?

A: It goes from Broad to High and bypasses Jesus altogether.

*ducks*
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Well, I wrote my essay. It's a bit too long. (It's difficult to do 'John's understanding of the death of Jesus' in an undergrad essay, no? Though if I knew more about it, I could be more concise).

On another note: it's not the best defence of faith I've encountered, but the first half of this, in which Victoria Coren meets the Archbishop, and turns into a blithering idiot had me laughing out loud. Perhaps especially because the one time I did meet Rowan, the intelligent remark I wanted to make about his sermon evaporated. Though at least I managed to say something banal along the lines of 'thank you for the sermon, Father,', rather than blithering about watermelons.

Though it would have been funnier if I had. (Next time the situation arises, I shall try to blither about Doctor Who. At least I could expect Rowan to understand that...)
tree_and_leaf: Alan Rickman in role of Slope, wearing rochet, scarf, swept back hair, and hostile but smug expression (slope)
We sang a particularly fun anthem this morning at the parish Eucharist - a recentish composition by Hamilton, "Ye Gates Lift Up Your Heads." I'm not sure how it sounded, as we were very short-handed, and some of us (including myself) were battling colds and rather struggling with top Gs, but at any rate, it was fun to sing.

We did a final run-through in the nave just before the service, and one of the congregation came up to me and said "That was a very nice noise you were making, it wasn't Stanford, was it?"
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[profile] angevin2 linked me to this, saying "I saw it and thought of you."

I'd say my long-suffering flist knows me too well, but why complain when it results in such awesome-if-insane?





ETA: [profile] angevin2 also linked to the liturgical guide to Altoids(A calendar has been provided here with the hope that modern day Christians, congregations, and certain cults, especially those that enjoy liturgical coloration, may once again take up the tradition of Liturgical Altoid Consumption..

For Advent, the liturgical color is purple. Altoids previously did not come in purple, so the pinkish Cinnamon Altoid was close enough.

A more recent innovation is to switch to Raspberry for Gaudete Sunday. Some people frown on this. If you don't know what Gaudete Sunday is, you're better off just sticking with Cinnamon.
tree_and_leaf: Alan Rickman in role of Slope, wearing rochet, scarf, swept back hair, and hostile but smug expression (slope)
Moses has written a note on God's Wall: Er, me?
God sent Moses burning bush.
God has written a note on Moses' Wall: Yeah, you.


Despite a slightly dodgy theology of creation, this is very funny. Especially the jokes about the new facebook...
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The prophet definitely did not say that the virgin was with child and would bear a son, and would call his name Emmanuelle. Trust me on this.

Mind you, have nearly had Gabriel greet Mary as 'having found flavour with God', I can't talk...
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So I was being an acolyte at High Mass today; this involves various jobs, but most prominently carrying a processional torch, er, in procession and standing or kneeling in front of the altar with it during the Eucharistic prayer.

Except mine - we use those pseudo-candles that are actually oil lamps - kept going out. I had a box of matches, so I thought there was nothing to panic about - but then, after the peace, when we should have been filing across to the front of the altar, I realised that not only had it gone out again, but that the wick had burnt out.... After a panic-stricken and oily attempt at rescuing the situation, just had to file out with the other acolyte and kneel down.

The Gospel reading for today was the parable of the Wise and Foolish Virgins. Well, I like to think I may have brought the story alive for them....

To think people say God has no sense of humour!
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Chocolaty reformed goodness!


"It's not easy to represent theological ideas by using the taste buds," acknowledges Poyet, a master chocolatier from Maison Poyet in Vevey, ... "But the key thing for Calvin is the glory of God, his excellence, his perfection. So we chose a chocolate that we chocolatiers find exceptional, rare and flawless."


I must admit that my usual reaction to a mention of Calvin is not to think of chocolate, but I really do want to try these. Actually, what I really want is a box of theological pralines, where you can chose your own theologian or hero(ine) of the faith... that has potential to be one of the most awesome things ever.

A Luther praline would have to involve a dark ganache with red wine flavouring it, I think.

Or one could have a library of chocolates inspired by favourite books. How would you represent yours?

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