Unthinkable Wings

Strikers at the University of Winchester held a service on the picket line:

https://twitter.com/WinchesterUCU/status/1232644739574456320?s=20

KFC have introduced a fish product for Lent, and are seeking a product endorsement from the Pope.

S. Peter recommends the fish?

I'm not sure what the appropriate response to this, other than I will eat a surplice† if Benedict goes for it... I mean, as a good German, if he's going to endorse fishy fast-food joints, it surely ought to be Nordsee?

† Easier to find than mitres, especially in my neck of the woods