Notes from a carol service

[tree_and_leaf]

The prophet definitely did not say that the virgin was with child and would bear a son, and would call his name Emmanuelle. Trust me on this.

Mind you, have nearly had Gabriel greet Mary as 'having found flavour with God', I can't talk...

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[straussmonster.livejournal.com]

I think there would be a lot more regular churchgoers then, wouldn't there?

[antisoppist.livejournal.com]

In my childhood there was a collective congregational gulp as the elderly churchwarden declaimed "Mary exposed to a man whose name was Joseph"

He also used to leave such a huge reverential gap in "Mary, Joseph and the Babe.... lying in the manger" that he'd land all three of them in it.

[sweet-adelheid.livejournal.com]

There's a Good Friday order of service that declares the soldiers "pierced his side with a pear". We've used it at least three times, and each time it's all I can do not to crack up.

[themolesmother.livejournal.com]

*lol* *lol* *lol*

You have cheered me up a lot tonight!!!

MM

[tree_and_leaf]

That's one strategy which hasn't occurred to the CU, anyway.

[tree_and_leaf]

Oh dear.... *g*

[tree_and_leaf]

Oh dear, that's particularly unfortunate - hysterical laughter is a bit less acceptable in the context of Good Friday....

[ellid.livejournal.com]

*splutters* Emmanuelle?????
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[ellid.livejournal.com]

"And now we are going to learn how to defend ourselves against a man armed with a basket of blueberries...."

[em-h.livejournal.com]

Most highly flavoured Lady ...

[em-h.livejournal.com]

Also: I think the reading most entirely exposed to disaster is the one that goes straight from the weaned child putting his hand on the hole of the asp to the suckling child playing on the cockatrice's den. If you are not ABSOLUTELY in control of your enunciation, you are destroyed.

[parrot-knight.livejournal.com]

I used to wait for sniggering, with some embarrassment, but it never happened; I think people were just bored by school carol services, sadly.

[tree_and_leaf]

Happy to oblige *g*

[tree_and_leaf]

Or, indeed, highly flavoured gravy.

This is undoubtedly the result of slightly silly carol singing with the choir the night before...

[tree_and_leaf]

That was the CU rep, too. It's just as well that I managed not to laugh, as I could never have explained why I was laughing...

[tree_and_leaf]

One to be very, very careful with, certainly! *g*

[tree_and_leaf]

Alas, you might be right....

[(Anonymous)]

Just remember that "Good King Wences' car backed out/On the feet of heathen . . ."

Nasty way to treat potential converts, that.

MA

[azdak.livejournal.com]

The prophet definitely did not say that the virgin was with child and would bear a son, and would call his name Emmanuelle.

"Oh come, oh come, Emanuelle," certainly has very different connotations.

[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

It was a vicously sharp slice of mango, sir.

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Tee hee :-)

[tree_and_leaf]

Explains why they murdered him, I suppose...

[tree_and_leaf]

*groans* *throws something at you*

;)

[tree_and_leaf]

It sounds like a lol cat. God: U CAN HAZ A FLAVOR!!!!

[el-staplador.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of one Palm Sunday related thing at school where we 'found a clot tied to a post'.

[rivrea.livejournal.com]

Hey, that was the joke I was going to make! Nice to see, though, that I'm not the only gutter-minded member of T&L's f-list... :)