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[tree_and_leaf]

Oh my, the Test match is exciting.

I think I have spent too much time in fandom, though. Aggers just said 'and Radio 4 listeners are off shipping in a moment', and I had a most peculiar mental image.

But what a fantastic afternoon's cricket we're having.

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This is all your fault.

[wemyss.livejournal.com]

THE SHIPPING FORECAST ISSUED BY THE SLASH-AND-HET OFFICE, ON BEHALF OF THE POTTERFEN AND POSTGUARD AGENCY, AT 1130 ON TUESDAY 16 MAY 2006

THERE ARE WARNINGS OF GAYS IN DRACO REMUS AND HARRY

THE GENERAL SYNOPSIS AT 0600
LOW NEVILLE 999 EXPECTED HARRY 1003 BY 0600 TOMORROW. LOW 100 MILES SOUTH OF SIRIUS 1020 EXPECTED HERMIONE 1008 BY SAME TIME

THE AREA FORECASTS FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS

VIKTOR FRED WEASLEY GEORGE WEASLEY
AROUSED OR TUMESCENT 7 OR 8, INCREASING 9 AT TIMES. BLOW IN SHOWERS. GOOD, BUT GREAT IN SHOWERS

ALBUS SEVERUS BLAISE DEAN HAGRID DOBBY REGULUS BLACK
AROUSED OR TUMESCENT 6 OR 7, INCREASING 8 AT TIMES. WINTRY, SHOWERS, BUT FAIR IN ROOM OF REQUIREMENT. SEX MODERATE OR GOOD

SEAMUS NOTT
AROUSED OR TUMESCENT 4 OR 5, OCCASIONALLY 6 IN SEAMUS. FAIR. GOOD

COLIN TONKS DRACO REMUS
BI OR PRE-SLASH 5 TO 7, OCCASIONALLY GAY 8 IN DRACO AND
REMUS. STRAIN AT TIMES. MAINLY GOOD

SLASH HARRY
SLASH BACKING D/S 7 TO 8, OCCASIONALLY GAY 9 IN DRACO, BECOMING
ROMANTIC OVER TIME. FLUFF. MODERATE OR GOOD

HET HARRY
CANON 4 VEERING BI 5 TO 7. GINNY-CENTRIC. GOOD

SLASH NEVILLE
BLAISE OR JUSTIN 7 OR 8, OCCASIONALLY 6 IN ERNIE, BACKING DENNIS 6 OR 7 LATER IN POST-HBP. PITCH, GREENHOUSE, OR SHOWERS. MODERATE OR GOOD

HET NEVILLE
HESITANT 5 TO 7, BUT GINNY-CENTRIC AT FIRST IN CANON, VEERING LUNA-WARDS 6 OR 7. TOADS OR POT PLANTS. MODERATE OR GOOD

SOLO LUNA TRIO
PWP OR DRABBLE 5 OR 6. ANGST THEN FLUFFY. MAINLY GOOD

ZACK SMITH
STRAIGHT 4 OR 5 BECOMING VARIABLE 6 OR 7. ORGIES. GOOD

PADMA
HET OR PRE-BI VEERING TWINCEST 4 OR 5, OCCASIONALLY 6 AT FIRST. CHARACTERISATION MODERATE TO GOOD

FIRENZE WINKY
CRACKFIC VEERING FETISH 4 OR 5, INCREASING 6 OR 7 PERHAPS SQUICK 8 LATER IN KINK. REINS LATER. MODERATE OR GOOD

PARVATI HERMIONE
PWP OR FEMSLASH 4 OR 5, VEERING PWP 6 OR 7 PERHAPS POLYJUICE-GENDERBENDING 8 LATER IN FIC. COLD SHOWERS. GOOD, BUT POOR IN PLOTTING

BELLA CISSY LUCIUS MALFOY
SQUICK BACKING VIOLENT 5 TO 7, PERHAPS DRAK 8 LATER. GREEN FLASHES. VILE, OCCASIONALLY POOR IN GRAMMAR. LIGHT TORTURE IN CELLS AND DUNGEONS

Personally, I blame Aggers

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First the 'leg over' comment, and now this.

Amusing, though, if sometimes worrying: I especially laughed at Het Neville and Bella, Cissy, Lucius Malfoy...