But...WHY?

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That peerless information source, Wikipedia, informs me that Roy Ridley, the 'physical original' for Peter Wimsey and chaplain of Balliol, was the probably the first and only Church of England priest to celebrate Mass while wearing a monocle. (I love the way they specified "C of E", as if it's an everyday event among RCs or Piscies or ECUSA)

I'm not sure what the appropriate response to this is....