Cub Scout Camp in 140 characters or less

I should note that it starts with me packing the night before, and that the times are wrong, because I am still notionally tweeting from Tehran.

( In which I discover that our Cubs are Harmonians, survive a zip wire, and do not have swine flu )

For the record, the Harmonian song went to the tune of Frere Jacques, and went:

Harry Potter, Harry Potter,
What's he done? What's he done?
Run off with Hermione, run off with Hermione.
Poor old Ron! Poor old Ron!

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Happy birthday, el_staplador!