Cub Scout Camp in 140 characters or less

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I should note that it starts with me packing the night before, and that the times are wrong, because I am still notionally tweeting from Tehran.



# @ParrotKnight Merely that some handless person had damaged the roller, so that it won't stay up unless propped with wood (or similar)9 minutes ago from TwitterFox in reply to ParrotKnight

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Something hideous has happened to the shutter of scout hall.about 4 hours ago from txt

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How did i get mud on my shoulder?about 4 hours ago from txt

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Three red kites, hovering in a row!about 5 hours ago from txt

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Camp was brilliant, but now for the m25...about 5 hours ago from txt

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A: i'm the odd one out. Weird b: i'm the oddest one. Truer words...about 7 hours ago from txt

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Cubs happily occupied cleaning tent pegs. Who needs activities?about 7 hours ago from txt

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Slightly shocked by number of cubs who've seen torchwood!about 11 hours ago from txt

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Just had to explain myxamatosis to cubs :(about 12 hours ago from txt

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I get the feeling the cubs aren't used to buttering own bread!about 13 hours ago from txt

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Cubs now singing always look on the bright side of life...12:13 AM Jul 26th from txt

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Meanwhile, 7th day adventists next door sing hymns...11:43 PM Jul 25th from txt

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Campfire. Cubs singing the harmonian song.11:43 PM Jul 25th from txt

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Stepping out into thin air 4m up is a nasty moment, even if you know you can't fall...7:05 PM Jul 25th from txt

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Failing to conquer my greatest fear: tinned tuna.4:02 PM Jul 25th from txt

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Just removed 6 spiders from one tent! Cubs unbelievably muddy!2:43 PM Jul 25th from txt

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The answer is 'nothing' - it's almost apophatic theology!2:31 AM Jul 25th from txt

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Cub 2 evolution! *head desk .2:10 AM Jul 25th from txt

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Cub 1 what has seven letters, better than god and worse than devil?2:09 AM Jul 25th from txt

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I'm surrounded by infant harmonians!12:29 AM Jul 25th from txt

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They're now singing the harry potter song as a canon.12:25 AM Jul 25th from txt

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You know you've done too much med lit when you're excited to be nr markyate.11:18 PM Jul 24th from txt

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The cubs are making up harry/hermione ship filks. Help!9:53 PM Jul 24th from txt

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The tent i borrowed leaks. Hey ho!8:46 PM Jul 24th from txt

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Sun is shining and it's warm! Perfect for camping.7:04 PM Jul 24th from txt

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I know there's nastier things to handle than yet muddy canvas, but right now...4:49 PM Jul 24th from txt

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Also, have sore throat, mild fever, and bad feeling about camping trip3:02 AM Jul 24th from txt

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Just heard my male housemate offering to take earwig on shopping trip.3:01 AM Jul 24th from txt



For the record, the Harmonian song went to the tune of Frere Jacques, and went:

Harry Potter, Harry Potter,
What's he done? What's he done?
Run off with Hermione, run off with Hermione.
Poor old Ron! Poor old Ron!