"one trillion house points from huflepuf and see me afterwards."

[tree_and_leaf]

Most of you probably know this, but I can't resist pointing to:

http://www.alice.dryden.co.uk/ho_for_hoggwarts.htm

hoggwarts is a super skool where they diskard wet and weedy muggle subjekts such as fr. lat. geog. ect. and insted learn to make potions and LEVITATE. Rather than foopball the eager students pla QUIDDITCH and fli about on broomsticks wizz, and to everybode's grate surprise hary turn out to be a natural Seker so in some respekts the skool story hav not changed.

There is also a baddy in the shape of lord VOLDEMORT, an evil wizzard who want to kill pore hary, three BULIES called malfoy, crab and goyl and a DRAGON. All in all it is much like my dere alma mater st custards only more xciting and with better food.

Comments

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

Oh, excellent!

Can I pass it on?

[tree_and_leaf]

But of course!

[parrot-knight.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that huskyteer had written this, or if I did had forgotten... I'll look at it more closely when I have put aside the RAE-editing.

[zoepaleologa.livejournal.com]

Arguably the finest parody ever written.

[tree_and_leaf]

It's sheer genius, and one of the funniest things I've read in ages.

Malfoi is an uter wet and I diskard him.

[dolorous-ett.livejournal.com]

I know. Fantastic, isn't it?

[tree_and_leaf]

It's brilliant. I can't believe I haven't come across it till now (as, judging from the existance of the 'Hufelpuf sa the Sorting Hat' icons, it's been about for a bit.