Which HP Mary-Sue are you?

[tree_and_leaf]

Oh dear God.




Dumbledore's daughter and Snape's One Twoo Wuvv


You are hauntingly beautiful in a familiar way, and

have a gift for Healing. You're good enough

at potions to have Snape intrigued. You have

been brought up as an orphan, and have never

known love. Your hair shimmers like autumn

leaves, even though autumn leaves do not

shimmer. Dumbledore himself does not know of

your existence, and you will go to Hogwarts

seeking your father, but will find love with

a greasy git instead. You will be the cause

of Snapes loyalty to the good cause. You will

love everyone you see, including Voldemort,

which will cause him to spontaneously

combust, thus making you the true saviour of

the Wizarding World. Then you will decide

that you have had enough excitement in life,

drop your original intentions and start

making multiple Snapey babies.


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The picture makes me feel ill. And I do not fancy Snape.

I may slightly fancy Mr Rickman, but that is a different issue entirely.

(Although I did get worried when I watched Barchester Towers, and discovered that I was finding Rickman-as-Slope somewhat toe curling in both senses...)

Anyway, being struck with being Snivellus' One Twue Love is obviously a judgement on me for not paying attention to my missal.

(Could I try and argue that the black clad, strong, enigmatic type with lots of angst potential was S. Dominic? I mean, falling in unrequited love with a vowed and single-minded celibate is teh angst-y, eh?)


And angels so don't look like that. Read Ps Dionysius, already!

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Hand me a bucket. I think I'm going to be sick.

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Native-American Seer and Remus Lupin's One True

Love
You are the exchange student from hell. You are a

Ravenclaw, a Seer, a multi-animal Animagus,

and you randomly spout very short sentences

of deep, Zen-ish philosophy. Remus Lupin

confides his lycanthropy to you in 24 hours

flat. You are responsible for teaching the

Marauders to become Animagi. You will warn

the Marauders about the traitor in their

midst, you will bring Lily and James

together, you will send James to help Snape

when Sirius plays the prank because you have

Seen this, you will tell Lily the way to

defeat Voldemort when he comes after her son

In short, you will either forsee or

facilitate all major and minor canon events,

which is ironic because your author

conveniently overlooks the fact that youve

never been mentioned in canon despite all

that.


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Would you rather have this?

It's a judgement on both of us for wasting valuable time on memes, I suspect... sigh.

Re: Hand me a bucket. I think I'm going to be sick.

[tree_and_leaf]

No, I don't think that's an improvement!

Sure, have a bucket. You don't mind that it's used, do you?

It's a judgement on both of us for wasting valuable time on memes, I suspect... sigh.
You could well be right... but what else is one to do after five on a Friday?

Oh well, back to the multitude of the workers of iniquity (don't ask!)

Re: Hand me a bucket. I think I'm going to be sick.

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Native-American Seer and Remus Lupin's One True

Love
You are the exchange student from hell. You are a

Ravenclaw, a Seer, a multi-animal Animagus,

and you randomly spout very short sentences

of deep, Zen-ish philosophy. Remus Lupin

confides his lycanthropy to you in 24 hours

flat. You are responsible for teaching the

Marauders to become Animagi. You will warn

the Marauders about the traitor in their

midst, you will bring Lily and James

together, you will send James to help Snape

when Sirius plays the prank because you have

Seen this, you will tell Lily the way to

defeat Voldemort when he comes after her son

In short, you will either forsee or

facilitate all major and minor canon events,

which is ironic because your author

conveniently overlooks the fact that youve

never been mentioned in canon despite all

that.


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Very strange quiz. Jo, I bet you were amused by the 'exchange student from Scotland' who also sports a Californian Valley Girl accent. *shudder*

Who comes up with this stuff?!

Re: Hand me a bucket. I think I'm going to be sick.

[tree_and_leaf]

Well, if you head over to either deleterius or pottersues you will see that it's troublingly fairly closely observed. There are some people out there who shuld never be allowed near computers... at least, not until the sugar rush has worn off...