Christmas fics, installment 1: for Aervir

The Christmas gift-fics are going to come in no particular order, I'm afraid, and probably over a long period of time. I've got two to post today, anyway. The first one is for aervir, who asked for Rose spending a non-emo Christmas post Doomsday.

500 word ficlet, gen, spoilers (I suppose) for Doomsday. Also contains a McGuffin borrowed from The Green Death. Characters belong to the BBC, not for profit, etc.

( Merry Christmas )

Christmas Presents II: for La Reine Noire

This is for lareinenoire, who asked for McGonagall gen. This plot bunny, if you can call it that, presented itself to me one night, and wouldn't go away. Not sure about the style, but... well, see what you think.

I am neither JK Rowling nor any of the poets I have quoted. I'm not Thomas Cranmer, either.

( Golden Treasury Ahoy! )

Meme, gacked from Snorkack Catcher

I rather like this.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Venerable Lady Tree the Capricious of Withering Glance Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

On the bright side, Torchwood's late scheduling enables him to give full vent to his feelings

Amusing parody of Torchwood in the style of Dylan Thomas

I particularly enjoyed the reference to The Green Death, and the even slyer one to The Invasion and Victoria's mad Algol skills.