tree_and_leaf | Twitter-witter! (Reply)

01:37 Help, I'm being followed by the Scotsman (result of haggis?) Pity I never read it - wd have preferred to be stalked by the Glasgow Herald. #
01:38 Also, why the devil am I still awake? #
10:35 Why is this internet so slow? #
15:39 *attempts to force brain back into the translationy zone* Can't manage to care about utopias. Not even Prester John (no w/o Kirkaldy!) #
15:40 Need to do something about renewing payment for LJ, too. #
15:49 Must stop obsessively re-watching the "Caledonia" Tennants ad. (Not alcoholosm, merely sentimentality) #
17:42 Really, really don't feel like going out to Cubs this evening. Feel rather grotty, in fact, and also cold and achey. Sorry - enough moans. #
18:17 *is rubbish and bales out of Cubs* #
20:08 *wishes library services would stop nagging her about filling in endless questionnaires* #
20:11 "Invitation from the Provost: If you caught HIV/AIDS, what would be your chances of surviving it? Find out the answer;" Help! Crazy emails! #
20:12 Also, the answer is clearly 0%, because even if you die of something else, you still won't have _survived_ an incurable disease. #
20:14 E-mail from church student group re Bible Study: "There will be plenty of wine. It would be very helpful if you could bring a Bible." #