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Once again thrown into the world of the supernatural, Captain Jack Sparrow finds out that he owes a blood debt to the legendary Davey Jones, Captain of the ghostly Flying Dutchman.

Is that what they've done? Canon-raped the Flying Dutchman, not to mention Davey Jones (who, as will all know, lives at the bottom of the sea and puts drowned sailors in his locker. He does not sail the Flying Dutchman, 'kthnx†)

†After all, it's well known that the Flying Dutchman is commanded by Cpt. Vanderdecker.....