Most cryptically revolting piece of spam ever?

[tree_and_leaf]

In conjunction with the heading 'best internet shop for mens!!'

Genera are plumping up, making roots, and generally of welfare.
they were of pure minds, selfrestrained, most exalted of
male beings, janardana, guideth, they were not a little
astonished when they were blood on them in the old days
we have washed it.

Comments

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

And I thought some of the stuff I got was bad!

[tree_and_leaf]

The university spam filters are absolutely useless at the moment, too (though they did manage to stop me getting the email telling me I needed to re-register my Oyster card...)

[parrot-knight.livejournal.com]

It's as if the high priest of an obscure cult has learned English from the King James Bible and some visiting anthropologists...

[tree_and_leaf]

And that's the niceexplanation!