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tree_and_leaf ([personal profile] tree_and_leaf) wrote2015-08-14 10:13 am

Apologies; this is a link to the Daily Star...

... who are running a ridiculous silly season story about a photo alleged to show Norwich Cathedral being haunted by the ghost of a bishop.* It's obvious nonsense, but I was amused by the final lines of the report:

Builders are said to have sparked poltergeist activity during the 1980s.

The incidents stopped after a visit from Church of England officials but other eerie figures have since been seen roaming the building.
(emphasis mine).

Assuming that this is accurately reported (dangerous, I know), "visit" implies that this wasn't just a member of Chapter splashing some holy water around, and does strongly suggest that they got the diocesan exorcist in. As the Star has no interest whatsoever in making a story like this less sensational, I wonder if the diocesan press officer is to be congratulated on making an exorcism sound so dull that no-one wanted to ask for further details....


* Actually, in as much as it looks like a human figure at all to me, it looks more like a member of one of those Spanish penitent guilds that parade in Holy Week, or possibly the KKK, neither of whom seem likely to be haunting Norwich.