1) English and German. I have a few utterly useless words of Russian and French, but not enough to count. I can also read a number of dead languages with a greater or lesser degree of proficiency, and struggle through written Dutch and French, in an 'I know more or less what is going on here' sort of way.

2) I despair of finding a perfume I like. They all seem either too sweet or too musky.

3) I would love to be able to fly like Superman!