I'm not entirely sure how it works (and it would doubtless lead to me realising that I'm deluding myself, and I actually sound like Donald Dewar after several stiff whiskies and a course of hormones.) Though I suppose I could give it a go, if only to provide the flist with entertainment.

Perhaps I should go as Miss Moneypenny instead. Costume's easier, anyway (trouble is, it'd just look like conservative smart-casual, rather than dressing up!)