Am definitely not opening the attached zip file, but I suppose the author has got to have points for originality, if not morals, or spelling.

Greating Friend,

Your new book has brought a lot of excitement to our editorial staff.
It's certainly this year's best in its genre. You seem to never going to
quit surprising us.
We have made a contract with you and guarantee that the first edition
will total at least 10 million copies.

Enclosed is the approved and edited copy of your amazing book. Thank
you for this paragon of beauty.

Please get in touch with us at your earliest convenience.

See you soon


Photos from Oxonmoot, and my impressions of the second day coming soon (including reflections on the all important question: are the Baggins bourgeois?)